We Have the Barack Obama

by on 09/09/18 at 8:42 am

The proposed new international currency, as  suggested by the UN Committee on International Finance, will consist of a Barack Obama Five-Dollar urinal cake scented with lavender.  Future ten-dollar denominations will have a clever spinner attached to the Obama-likeness' hat.

The proposed new international citizen currency, as suggested by the UN Committee on International Finance, will consist of a Barack Obama Five-Dollar urinal cake scented with lavender.
A Future ten-dollar denomination will have a clever spinner attached to the Obama-likeness’ hat which the user can spin themselves as they look downward.

New York NY – (satireworld.com)

The 73rd session of the United Nations (UN) opened in early September 2018 in New York City (NYC) with a meeting of the UN General Assembly of 193 nations at its Turtle Bay Headquarters. The heads of state of various nations presented their world view and problems for consideration at subsequent UN organizational and working group meetings.

This year at a follow up General Assembly meeting, the UN Ambassador from the Peoples Republic of China (PRC) was perplexed that a former, failed, corrupt, Democratic US President Barack Obama could make a speech taking credit for successful Republican President Donald Trump’s economic and international achievements. This speech would never happen in China! The Russian Federation UN Ambassador was seen smiling and nodding his head in agreement.

The Chinese Ambassador continued, that due to the diligence of PRC engineers and scientists a conversation “We Have the Barack Obama” was plucked from the email Ether! The USA has the Barack Obama, he asked why doesn’t the rest of the world have the Barack Obama? This question was sent to the UN Security Council for further debate and action.

During the Security Council discussions, the UN Ambassador from the USA indicated that her government/Trump Administration has no objection to former Democratic President Barack Obama becoming a citizen of the world. Mr. Obama’s country of origin remains a mystery! A UN resolution was passed 15 to zero that a sealed bid auction among the 193 nations occur. The results are as follows, with Kenya being the winner:

  • Kenya ……………………………………………..808 trillion Kenyan Shillings (The equivalent of $8 trillion based on Obama running up the US national debt between 2009-2017, to be paid for with funds borrowed from the International Monetary fund backed by the UN.)
  • Iran …………………………………………………1 Iranian Rial ($0.000024)
  • PRC …………………………………………………1 Chinese Yuan ( $0.15)
  • Russian Federation ……………………………1 Russian Rubble ($0.014)
  • Syria………………………………………………….1 Syrian Pound ($0.0019)
  • 188 No bids

Barack Obama awoke screaming in a pool of cold sweat in the bedroom of his $8 million house!

Authors Note:
Former Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton made trips to China seven times and Russia four times, and it is well-known that both the Chinese and Russian governments, even when US diplomats are not in the USA monitor the internet. It is possible that Russia and China could have read the unprotected TOP SECRET emails of the former SOS both away and at home. Her top aide, Huma Abedin, reportedly also used the illegal Clinton home-based server.



One Response to “We Have the Barack Obama”

  1. Bargis

    Sep 9th, 2018

    Yeah, he’s a pisser!

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