Iranian Ayatollah Demands No One Draw or Take His Picture

by on 01/10/18 at 8:48 am

EXCLUSIVE! SatireWorld is pleased to say that we have the very last remaining digital photo of Iran's leader ....The Ayatolla Buttahola  without his trademark black turbin thingy in place on his head. Not shown is the tattoo on the top of his head written in Farsi that translates..... 'This Side Up.'

EXCLUSIVE!
SatireWorld is pleased to say that we have the very last remaining digital photo of Iran’s leader which they loaned to FOX News ….The Ayatolla Buttahola without his trademark black turbin thingy in place on his head. Not shown is the tattoo on the top of his head written in Farsi that translates….. ‘This Side Up.’

All official photos were removed from state archives last week like the one showing the Ayatollah Buttahola wearing the official Muslim Clown Hat.

All official photos were removed from state archives last week like the one showing the Ayatollah Buttahola wearing the official Black Muslim Clown Hat.

The ban was in response to 1981 photos surfacing showing a young Buttahola at an Tehran protest holding a sign given him by an undercover CIA operative. At the time Buttahola hadn't mastered reading English.

The ban was in response to 1981 photos surfacing showing a young Buttahola at an Tehran protest holding a sign given him by an undercover CIA operative. At the time Buttahola hadn’t mastered reading English.


Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com)

Iranian Ayatollah Smella Buttholla has demanded that, like Muhammad, no one is to take his picture or to draw/paint/sculpt a caricature or portrait of him.  Buttholla feels that, to attempt to emulate the Islamic prophet, one must act like and be treated like the prophet.

The New York Times quickly moved to destroy all pictures of him on their database and to remove them from all archived (electronic and paper) copies of old editions.  The newspaper, which spoke derisively of Christian leaders Billy Graham and Thomas Monson in recent obituaries, fell all over themselves to show respect for this Moslem/Muslim leader who considers The United States of America to be The Great Satan and his sworn enemy.  CNN and all of the various NBC networks were quick to follow suit.

FoxNews, on the other hand, played a thirty minute montage (repeated four times the first day) of pictures and live interviews and portraits and paintings of the Ayatollah Smella Buttholla.  The Islaamic cleric, of course, declared a fatwa against FoxNews and demanded the beheading of all network owners, producers, directors, editors, and on-air personalities (“even those pretty blonde ones with the big knockers,” said Buttholla).

California’s Trio of Terror (Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein) were quick to show solidarity with the Iranian religious leader and demanded that their state’s school districts begin teaching and showing proper respect.

Children in the southern United States in Christian schools quickly organized their own “draw a picture of the Ayatollah” contests.  Many drew pictures in crayon of a man standing behind a sheep.  FoxNews owner Rupert Murdoch has announced a contest for school children in the “great Satan countries of the world” to draw a picture of Buttholla.  Winners in each region will receive a free education at the university of their choice.

When asked how he was supposed to be interviewed on camera for news stories and reports, Buttholla said that “the cameras must point at other things besides me.  You can focus on the adoring reaction of the other clerics and worshipers in the room on the art or architecture of the building, on your own shoes, or just not bring cameras to the interviews.”

The Ayatollah is also considering not allowing his voice to be recorded electronically, as no sound recordings of Muhammad survive (even though he died hundreds of years before voice and sound recordings were invented).

As this reporter was unable to take a photograph of the Ayatollah Smella Buttholla during our interview, I will attempt to describe him (but not his appearance… just through the other senses).  He smelled like a homeless guy who hadn’t taken a bath in months, probably wearing crusty underwear that hadn’t been changed in a decade.  He sounded like a whiny little shit, like a John Kerry or Harry Reid, complaining that everything was everyone else’s fault and he wasn’t responsible for anything.  I didn’t taste him, but just being in his presence left a bad taste in your mouth.  I didn’t touch him, but I felt unclean being around this spreader of hate… and probably lice and diseases.

It is rumored that Barack Obama is also considering not allowing photographs or pictures of him to be taken or used.  He was first observed bowing and scraping deferentially  to the Ayatollah before making the decision that he should be in the same class.



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