California’s Trio of Terror Upset People Confusing Them With Horror Movie Characters

by on 05/10/18 at 3:13 pm

Sen Diane Feinstein (D-CA) moments after she sucked 12 dozen used syringes she found lying in San Francisco's back alley gutters.

Sen Diane Feinstein (D-CA) moments after she sucked 12 dozen used syringes she found lying in San Francisco’s back alley gutters.

Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)...Perhaps the sole inspiration for using the word...DINGBAT.

Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)…Perhaps the sole inspiration for using the word…DINGBAT.

Maxine Waters (D-CA)  Further proof that California water causes severe brain damage. In Maxine's case, facial deformity as well.

Maxine Waters (D-CA) Further proof that California water causes severe brain damage. In Maxine’s case, permanent facial deformity as well.

In last week's Political Times national poll..The Wicked Witch of the West polled 26 points above the nasty California trio for elect-ability and overall pleasant demeanor.

In last week’s Political Times national poll..The Wicked Witch of the West polled 26 points above the nasty California trio for elect-ability and overall pleasant demeanor.

California, USA – (satireworld.com)

They are not Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, and Pinhead.  They are not Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Mummy.  They are not the Predator, the Alien, and Darth Vader.  They are also not Godzilla, King Kong, and Mothra.  You’d also be wrong with The Wolfman, Chucky the Killer Doll, and Michael Myers.  Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, however, are known collectively as California’s Trio of Terror and are proud of the distinction.

“The sound of our voices and the hearing of our names strikes fear into the hearts of Republicans, Christians, and Conservatives and that makes us all very happy,” said Pelosi.  “We are strong, democratic, liberal women on a mission to destroy what we don’t like and what we consider to be politically incorrect.  We are not famous movie monsters, but are a political force to be reckoned with.”

Unfortunately, the things that they don’t like include Capitalism, personal responsibility, the United States Constitution (including the Bill of Rights), the flag, the National Anthem, individual choices in health care, conservatives, moderates, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, men, independent thinking, traditional values and lifestyles, Christmas, Easter, nativity scenes, the ten commandments, puppies, the NRA, conservative talk radio, FoxNews, responsible journalism, school prayer, In God We Trust, Christmas carols, the Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts/Cub Scouts/Brownies, military veterans, the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard, the Military Academies, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, whitey (just Waters for that one), Trump’s wall, the INS, farmers, ranchers, Ronald Reagan, secure borders, tax paying workers, tax cuts, workfare, American Military Heroes, the truth about the Civil War, the 4th of July, winning and winners, keeping score, merit based promotions, Jesus, Seal Teams/Green Berets/Special Forces, Election tampering by non-Democrats, Benghazi, the President placing a wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier on Memorial and Veteran’s Day, Texas, Common sense, Freedom from government control, states rights, patriotism, Making America Great Again, Promise Keepers, American Sniper, country music, nuclear energy, “God Bless the U.S.A.,” Church based education and universities, anyone else who points out their duplicity and double standards, Chappaquiddick, hunting,  kittens, tax cuts, flat tax plans, balanced budgets, big business, small business, the Better Business Bureau, Ayn Rand, and everything else decent in society.

The things, however, that the Trio of Terror do like include Socialism, Communism, the New World Order, the United Nations, Hanoi Jane, Rosie O’Donnell, National Public Radio, CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, Chris “Tingles” Matthews, increasing the national debt, increasing taxes, uncontrolled spending, federally funded abortions, federally funded sex change operations, partial birth abortions, Obamacare, state run medical care, democrats, themselves, gun control, political correctness, election fraud, kickbacks, the cemetery vote, pandering, political kickbacks, “fact finding missions,” political junkets, labor unions, the trade imbalance, the left, Planned Parenthood, the Kardashians, calling Bruce Jenner Kaitlyn, Roe v. Wade, illegal aliens, the morning after pill, open borders, blanket amnesty, Moslems/Muslims, Jerry Brown, refugees without background checks, “dreamers,” welfare, organized crime, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, holistic medicine, Oprah Winfrey, Keith Olbermann, food stamps, their party’s snowflakes/twinkies/nuts/fruits/flakes, tax evading democrats, 5th generation welfare families, Cinco de Mayo, No child left behind, Ramadan, educational promotion based on standardized testing, social promotion, free university tuition for illegal aliens, the Ground Zero mosque, Ayatollahs, liars, defaming people who promote a different political agenda, misleading campaign ads, globalism, Michelle Obama’s school lunch program in public schools, Michael Jackson, the cemetery vote, Anthony Weiner, Election rigging by democrats, hanging chads, The View, making fun of the handicapped, Bergdahl, the President kneeling to Middle Eastern rulers, California, socialized medicine, federal control, buying voters, increased government housing, liberals, Kwanzaa, the Gay Lesbian Alliance, gangster rap, recreational drug use, cash under the table, LGBTQ, atheists, Ted Kennedy, the Black Panthers, La Raza, MS13, the Crips, the Bloods, the Hell’s Angels, draft dodgers, draft card burners, gay marriage, legalized drug use, flag protesters, gay rights advocated, affirmative action, mind control, brain washing, GMOs, vegans, and everything else perverted and twisted.

On second thought, maybe Pelosi, Waters, and Feinstein most closely resemble The Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Blob, and the Wicked Witch of the West.  Any of those other trios listed above would work also.

Election experts say that the most common questions they are asked by voters in the other 49 states are “why do these idiots keep getting elected,” how can Californians be so stupid,” and “does anyone willingly admit voting for these three?”



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