Is Elizabeth Warren Featured In The Pocahontas Exhibit At The National Museum Of The American Indian?

by on 18/10/18 at 9:28 am

Warren might have to remove her official US Senate portrait from the Senate Gallery.

Warren might have to remove her official US Senate portrait from the Senate Gallery.

Tonto Warren is displayed at the museum.

Tonto Warren is displayed at the museum.

For over 40 years Warren has based her Indian heritage claims on this family photo from 1949.

For over 40 years Warren has based her Indian heritage claims on this family photo from 1949.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The political world was further confused this week when Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released the results of a controversial DNA test that was years in the making.

Warren has claimed for the better part of forty years that she is part Cherokee. The senator has never released proof of the claim other than odd family stories about tee pee parties, Black Bear stew recipes, and dancing naked in flimsy loin cloths. That all changed when Warren released her official DNA results showing that she may have between 1/64 and 1/1,024 Native American DNA.

Not noted, but featured conspicuously, was the DNA result showing further proof she had over 3% ancestry showing family linkage to the man who rounded up the Cherokee tribes and sent them packing on the infamous Trail of Tears in the first place!

Many criticized the potential 2020 presidential candidate’s decision to share the results of her test as proof that she is, in fact, part Native American. The Cherokee Nation issued a blistering statement calling Warren’s decision “wrong,” saying it “makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens.”

SatireWorld traveled to the National Museum Of The American Indian in Washington D.C. to ask if people thought Warren deserved an exhibit in the museum. The answer was a resounding ‘ What? Get Out! Fuck No’ from all of the patrons we spoke with.

Then we headed inside the sprawling four story building to see if there was any sign of Lizzy Warren in the museum.

A detailed floor-by-floor, exhibit-by-exhibit search turned up no sign of Warren. However, then came one of our final stops, at the Pocahontas exhibit.

The museum goes out of their way to explain in the caption that the name “Pocahontas” is not an insult – according to Trump – but rather insults Warren’s “claims of Indian ancestry,” which many suspected s being a sham and a way for Warren to further her ambitions by claiming minority status. In fact, Warren is listed in Harvard Law school pamphlets as being the ‘first woman of color in the Law School’s history.”

“President Donald Trump says that when he calls Senator Warren ‘Pocahontas’ he is not insulting her,” the caption reads – going on to classify Warren’s Native American ancestry as “ frivolous claims.”

We did find a suspicious photo of Warren and the Lone Ranger where ‘Pocohantas’ appeared to be ‘Tonto.’



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