DNC Already Planning Spontaneous Riots, Looting, Violence, and Mob Action In Areas Where They Lose Mid-Term Elections

by on 01/11/18 at 5:19 pm

Protest  anger practice sessions drew huge crowds in NYC when it was announced that free drugs  and sex would be available.

Protest and feinted anger practice sessions drew huge crowds in NYC when it was announced that free drugs and complimentary public sex acts would be available.

Activist David Hogg, who suspiciously looks and acts gay, promises to rouse protesters with his Nazi salute routine and the usual blame on the NRA for anything his handlers can dream up.

Activist David Hogg, who suspiciously looks and acts gay, promises to rouse fellow protesters with his Nazi salute routine and the usual blame on the NRA for anything his handlers can dream up. He wasn’t sure if he’d participate in any sex stuff unless the guy was real clean and had a cute ass.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Investigations have revealed that the Democratic Party has already been organizing and planning riots, looting, car burning, violence, mob action, protests, and crying in areas where the Republicans win races in the mid-term elections on Tuesday.  George Soros and Oprah Winfrey have each pledged millions in funding to pay for the “spontaneous protests” that are being scheduled all around the country.

Beto (not really his name) O’Rourke, the Democrat Party candidate for the Senate seat currently held by Ted Cruz in Texas, figures to be prominent in these protests planned in Houston, San Antonio, and El Paso.  O’Rourke, the candidate who says that the most American thing a person can do is not stand in respect for the American flag and who has been bailed out of jail and had his DWI arrests covered up by his daddy, is apparently proud that his followers “will come out and voice their displeasure with the actual voting majority by busting windows, burning cars, and stealing TVs when Ted whips my ass next week.”

Home-made protests signs are being professionally printed across the country and will begin shipping immediately to all congressional districts.  The former Black Lives Matter protesters, who also marched, destroyed, and cried when Hillary lost, are scheduled to be paid $15 per hour for their time (more if they individually make it onto the national news).

Said one candidate in Virginia, who asked to remain anonymous and is actually not a Native American, “we have spent the entire campaign putting out our messages that we hate Trump and we want to buy your vote.  We believe that this should resound with the majority of the stupid electorate, but are still preparing just in case.  We figure that if we destroy enough Republican cars and businesses every two years, they will eventually learn better and start voting for us just to protect their self interests.”



One Response to “DNC Already Planning Spontaneous Riots, Looting, Violence, and Mob Action In Areas Where They Lose Mid-Term Elections”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 1st, 2018

    good one and will happen too

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