California Democrats Demand Migrant Caravan Be Allowed In By Tuesday In Order To Vote

by on 04/11/18 at 2:00 pm

The most obvious reason some from the Honduran caravan  were stopped was no current tag displayed.

The most obvious reason some from the Honduran caravan were stopped was no current tag displayed.


San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com)

California democrats have demanded that Donald Trump move the military and National Guard away from the borders and allow the invaders marching through Mexico to enter the country by Tuesday so that they can vote in the mid-term elections.  They have pinpointed the specific districts where they want the homeless radicals taken so that they can help to elect the democrats that will best provide them with free welfare money, housing, medical care, education, cell phones, and other benefits of citizenship and having a real job (the whole reason why they are trying to get here).

Doctors who have entered the mob to check on the health of the people have revealed that most are carrying pamphlets and political advertisements from various democrat candidates, to include “Beto” (not his real name or ethnicity) O’Rourke, Elizabeth (not really Pocahontas) Warren, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, and Michelle Lujan (who uses her maiden name to attract hispanic voters) Grisham.

Juan Antonio Lopez Garcia Garcia Gonzalez, one of the lawless horde, said “Xochitl Torres Small promised me a 55 inch TV and an x-box if I would come to New Mexico and vote for her.  She will also give my family the things that we need to succeed in life… without our having to do anything but vote for democrats every two years.  Millionaires and working class Americans should be thanked for providing this easy life for us, but we can’t thank them because they are oppressive Republicans who are deplorable and don’t want us to have everything free.”  Juan, of course, spoke no English and refuses to have to learn the language.

When told that the United States Military, the Border Patrol, the Immigration and Naturalization Service, and the White House refused to back down and allow the group to enter the country and receive and benefits, Dianne Feinstein said “Shit!  I guess we are going to have to depend on the cemetery vote again.  Either that, or I’ll have to find some way to send these people absentee ballots.”



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