Pelosi, Feinstein, and Waters Claim They Were Insulted at D.C. Restaurants Wednesday

by on 05/11/18 at 7:34 am

The restaurant security camera backs up the staff's complaint about the source of the loose bowels outbreak during the supper rush hour.

The restaurant security camera backs up the staff’s complaint about the source of the loose bowels outbreak during the supper rush hour.

Feinstein's restaurant appearance reportedly caused babies to cry.

Feinstein’s restaurant appearance reportedly caused babies to cry.

Maxine Waters even used a different name when making the group's reservation.

Maxine Waters even used a different name when making the group’s reservation.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, and Maxine Waters claim that they were insulted at a local Washington D.C. restaurant went they went out to lunch on Wednesday (October 31st).  Said Pelosi, “we were on a break from out duties in the House and Senate and went together to get a bite to eat.  Che Francois had the audacity to tell us that we our costumes were okay, but that we needed to remove our Halloween fright masks before being allowed to enter their restaurant.  None of us were wearing masks!  I have never been so insulted!”

The three women, known collectively as California’s Trio of Terror, tried going across the street to an Applebee’s, but encountered the same issue.  “Dey be tellin’ us we can’t wear no spook masks.  We wasn’t wearin’ nothin’ on our faces.  Dey be thinkin’ we was from da Munsters.  Dem was a bunch of racists.”said Waters, who also chose to play the race card, even though Pelosi and Feinstein are white.  The Congresswoman, who has been compared to the Creature from the Black Lagoon, had no further comments and was miffed when a passing child screamed in fright.

Feinstein, who does have a strong resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, was also not amused.  “Yes, it was Halloween and many people were wearing costumes and masks.  We, however, were belittled by the obvious sexist Trump supporters at both restaurants that tried to body shame three beautiful, successful, women.  These were the type of people that probably refused to believe our fake evidence and supported Kavanaugh.  Well, we are better than them!”

Nancy Pelosi said that the Trio of Terror ended up eating at a local delicatessen, where they felt insulted again as she was awarded “best costume” for looking like a zombie.  “That came with a free hot pastrami next week, so I guess it wasn’t so bad.”



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