California Democrat Swalwell Says “We Need to Nuke 2nd Amendment Supporters so Central American Caravan Refugees Have Somewhere to Live”

by on 19/11/18 at 8:07 am

The Congressman hopes residual radiation will cook the migrant's brains making the reliable Democrats in the future.

Swalwell hopes residual radiation will cook the migrant’s brains making them reliable Democrats in the future.

The Congressman was last in the news during his 2016 campaign when he attempted to light a cigar for his campaign manager during a press conference.

The Congressman was last in the news during his 2016 campaign when he attempted to light a cigar for his campaign manager during a press conference.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Member of the House of Representatives Eric Swalwell of California believes that “we need to nuke the 2nd Amendment supporters and gun rights advocates so that we can use their homes for the caravan of refugees coming up through Mexico.  If we wipe out these deplorables, we can use their empty houses and unused cars and all of their things to help all of these poor, destitute, deserving future Democratic party voters.  The people of Honduras will need homes when we in California let them in and we will be able to put them in houses all over the place in Republican strongholds… and further erode their voting majority in those places.”

“After we have moved these Hondurans into homes, we can start emptying out the ghettos and inner cities and giving to them the other houses belonging to the white, Christian, Republican Second Amendment supporters.”

A high ranking member of the same party who dropped the atomic bomb on Japan (twice) but believes that all nukes should be destroyed, apparently supports the notion of the death of supporters of the United States Constitution.

Swalwell, who is a member of both the House Judiciary Committee and the House Intelligence Committee (though he apparently doesn’t posses this factor himself), feels that people feeling that they need firearm protection against others (or the government) is ridiculous.  Swalwell also believes that criminals honor gun free zones, ownership of guns by law abiding citizens causes crime, and that hunting is only for potential psychotic murderers (“those idiots in the orange vests kill Bambi’s mother every year with no conscience”).  He also still puts his teeth under his pillow in hopes that the tooth fairy will bring him quarters and sleeps in a pumpkin patch each Halloween because Linus told him all about The Great Pumpkin.

When asked what he would be doing Thanksgiving morning (as there was potential for him to speak of his views and be honored and beatified on NBC’s Today Show), he stated that he needed to watch the Macy’s parade and needed to see Santa Claus at the end… and then mail in his Christmas letter to the Jolly Old Elf.

When told of this man’s words, the very bigoted Donald Trump said “so if you give the homes of Americans who are honestly working to the inner city welfare recipients who have never worked a day in their lives, then who is going to actually grow the crops on the farms or staff the businesses or actually keep this country going?”



One Response to “California Democrat Swalwell Says “We Need to Nuke 2nd Amendment Supporters so Central American Caravan Refugees Have Somewhere to Live””

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 19th, 2018

    The US House of Representatives has currently elected the finest collection of Democratic Constitutionally dumb shits and NITWITS in the nations 240 year history!

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