Mick Jagger Announces ‘All The Girls I’ve Slept With’ US Tour Dates

by on 20/11/18 at 8:51 am

Yes, he's beaten all odds!

Yes, he’s beaten all odds!

Sexy at 75!

Sexy at 75!

Tess Woodward, age 77, says she'll be there! Mick taught her how to 'nasty' way back in 1965 when she attended a concert in  NYC.

Tess Woodward, age 77, says she’ll be there!
Mick taught her how to ‘nasty’ way back in 1965 when she attended a concert in NYC.

Eloise Fritzgerald, age 74, says Mick  popped her cherry in 1970 but did leave her with a case of herpes and the squirts which was hard to explain to her then boy friend Maynard. But after all this time  she's forgiven Mick and hopes to see him in concert from her condo in Miami.

Eloise Fritzgerald, age 74, says Mick
popped her cherry in 1970 but unfortunately left her with a case of Mongolian Herpes and intestinal squirts which was hard to explain later to her then boy friend Maynard. But after all this time she’s forgiven Mick and hopes to see him in concert from her condo in Miami.

Yes, many of the women say they've slept with Mick....Some guys say so as well!

Yes, many of the women say they’ve slept with Mick….Some guys say so as well!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

The Rolling Stones are bringing their ‘All The Girls Mick Slept With’ tour to U.S. stadiums in 2019. The 13-show tour will kick off April 20th at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida and wrap up June 21st at Soldier Field in Chicago.

Tickets go on sale November 30th at 10:00 a.m.

“It’s a thrill when we play stadiums in the States and especially seeing some of the girls I’ve slept with over the past 50 plus years,” Mick Jagger said in a statement, “the energy is always amazing!” Adds Keith Richards: “I’ve always loved playing the states. Besides, I get to see which famous Hollywood celebrities I’ve outlived!”

The tour will mark the band’s first extended run of shows in the U.S. since 2015’s Zip Code tour, though they played Desert Trip in Indio, California, two Las Vegas arena gigs and two private shows in 2016. In the past two years, they have only gigged in Europe. Unlike the marathon tours of the past, they did just 14 shows in 2017 and another 14 this year.

The Stones always center their show around big hits like “Satisfaction,” which sparked the tour’s theme dedicated to all the thousands of women who have slept with Mick and other members of the famous band.

Charlie Watts will turn 78 years old before the 2019 tour concludes. The other members of the group aren’t far behind, but in 2015 Mick Jagger told Rolling Stone that he never thinks about stopping. “I’m thinking about what the next tour is,” he said. “I’m not thinking about retirement, besides there’s a whole lot of younger pussy out there just aching for some of me Mick!”



One Response to “Mick Jagger Announces ‘All The Girls I’ve Slept With’ US Tour Dates”

  1. Jalapenoman

    Nov 22nd, 2018

    Has he passed Wilt Chamberlain on the number of women?

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