Obama Enters the Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture Business

by on 26/11/18 at 7:46 am

Gary was overcome with emotion after his Mom bought him a donated pink futon from Goodwill with authentic cum stains all over it.

Gary was overcome with emotion after his Mom bought him a donated pink futon from Goodwill with authentic cum stains all over it.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Republican President Donald Trump has improved the US economy and increased the number of jobs available to all US workers substantially, in the first two years of his presidency. Notably more Millennials and Gen-Xers are leaving Mommy’s Basement, as they now have jobs to pay for renting an apartment, a house or a basement of their own.

Market research has shown that the now working Millennials and Gen-Xers do not desire to shed their safe space environment of only 200 square foot compact living, but to carry this concept forward to their new abodes. Former President Obama has entered the furniture business with a line of compact furniture that fills this niche market, e.g. Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture. After all Barack’s days as a Democratic voter motivator were a bust in many contested Congressional races during the 2018 mid-term elections.

The new furniture line consists of fake old sofa’s and easy chairs, leaking bean bag chairs, shedding Rattan chairs, old kitchen sets missing legs, three-legged coffee tables (4th leg being a pile of bricks), black and white TV’s with a rabbit ears antenna, electronically simulated full cat-liter boxes (or doggie pads), dripping water faucets, simulated furnaces/humidifiers turning on and off and piles of stuff in cardboard cartons. Cell phones are optional items, purchased separately!

Oprah has also started up a line of her favorite three-legged coffee table liberal, political books to aid the Obama’s business, namely “Government for Dummies” by former waitress Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), “Pass Bills Before Reading” by Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and “Ripping Off the Federal Government for Fun and Profit” by former SOS Hillary Clinton (D-NY). It seems Oprah’s days as a Democratic voter motivator may also be over after the Georgia Gubernatorial election!

The factory for Obama’s Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture has been kept very secret. Pundits believe it is not in the basement of Obama’s spacious $8 million house located in the Kalorama section of Washington DC. Other pundits believe that the Obama’s are buying up old used basement furniture cheap and selling this to the now working Millennials and Gen-Xers at ridiculous prices!

One pundit from CNN swears she has seen former First Lady Michelle Obama incognito at the US-Mexican border recruiting illegal Immigrant Salvadorians, Nicaraguans and Guatemalans to work for Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture!



2 Responses to “Obama Enters the Mommy’s Basement Home Furniture Business”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 26th, 2018

    Does Barry deliver too?

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 26th, 2018

    There is also a microwave oven for cooking frozen dinners and a place to store Oreo cookies! However, the Oreo cookies have been found to be contaminated with the Obama virus!

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