Ayatollah Upset Notre Dame Made NCAA Playoff Instead of UCF

by on 13/12/18 at 10:09 am

 In recent months the Ayatollah Buttahola has cheered  on various all-male Islamic two-hand touch football   teams  from Libya and Sudan as they played female teams in the US.  "You gotta two hands dey gotta two tits.  Make a sense to me the Ayatollah!"

In recent months the Ayatollah Smella Buttahola has cheered on various all-male Islamic two-hand touch football
teams from Libya and Sudan as they played female teams in the US.
“You gotta two hands dey gotta two tits. Make a sense to me the Ayatollah!”

 The Ayatollah Smella Buttahola claims his Islamic football players are so fearsome they scared the crap out of one Miami cheerleader.

Ayatollah claims his Islamic football players are so fearsome they scared the crap out of one Miami cheerleader.

Tooba, Iran – (satireworld.com)

The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida).  “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team this year.  One loss Oklahoma had the Heisman trophy winner and the best scoring offense I have ever seen.  Notre Dame, however, got their usual preference from the committee and the voters.”

Even though Notre Dame finished their season undefeated, the Ayatollah said that “the Catholic referees that they get for every game make sure that the Catholic school always wins!  Everyone that plays in the shadows of Touchdown Jesus gets home-towned by the locals in South Bend.  They could finish the season six and six and still be ranked in the top ten.”

“UCF has the longest winning streak in football and gets ignored.  They also have the largest Moslem population of any school in the top ten, so they must be ignored by the racist NCAA.  Notice that they didn’t give their Heisman trophy to the first Hawaiian finalist, so they still go for tokenism.”

When asked who he was cheering for in the current playoff, the Ayatollah Smella Buttholla said that he thinks that the Crimson Tide sounds more like the blood of Americans that will flow after the Jihad, but he liked the “naked American legs of the Satanic Clemson women cheerleaders” the best.  “Saban sounds too much like Satan for me to cheer for them.  I cannot root for the papist Notre Dame.  The Sooners just don’t have any defense.  I must cheer for Dabo and his team and his temptresses on the sidelines.”

“If Navy had a better team this year… their goat mascot is kind of cute and I could see myself cheering that way, even is it is the American military.”



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