Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters Say Christmas is a Racist Holiday

by on 16/12/18 at 6:21 pm

Santa Al  Sharpton says 'HAPPY KWANZA!'

Santa Al Sharpton says ‘HAPPY KAWANZA!’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

Three famous black leaders, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters, have united together to refer to Christmas as a racist holiday.  In a joint statement released in Washington D.C., the three stated that “we call upon all people of color to boycott this white supremacy.  Do not go shopping for Christmas presents and avoid this travesty of old Jim Crow segregation.”   As the statement contained no alliteration, it is obvious that it was not written by Jackson.  As it was grammatically correct, it is also obvious that it wasn’t written by Waters.

While Barack Obama blames George “Dubya” Bush for popularizing this white holiday, leading Democrats say that it is obviously from the evil and Satanic mind of Donald Trump.

Reasons listed for Christmas being a racist holiday include:

  • Have you ever seen a black snowman?  All snowmen are white.
  • Everyone is always dreaming of a White Christmas.  What is wrong with dreaming of a black Christmas or a yellow Christmas or a red Christmas.
  • Some turkeys are sold as Honeysuckle White.  No turkey has been bred to be a Honeysuckle dark.
  • There is no black Santa Claus.  It is always an old, white dude.
  • Getting coal is a symbol of not being good or nice.  Coal is black.
  • The only brown people in the holiday tradition are Santa’s reindeer, who are forced laborers with substandard living arrangements.

Blacks and members of other races are encouraged to celebrate the made-up holiday of Kwanzaa and reject Donald Trump and his racist holiday.



2 Responses to “Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters Say Christmas is a Racist Holiday”

  1. Jalapenoman

    Dec 17th, 2018

    I could have included that Santa saying “Ho Ho Ho” was insulting to black women.

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Dec 17th, 2018

    However, there are Black OPS, Blackberry Phones, Black Eyed Susan, Black Bottom, Black Holes, Black Outs, Black Lingerie and Black Russians etc!

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