After Justice Bader-Ginsburg Latest Cancer Diagnosis Desperate Liberals Contract Leading Taxidermist

by on 26/12/18 at 9:07 am

Supporters say Ginsburg being 'stuffed' in the sitting position would cause little distraction during court sessions as the high bench would hide the armature and adjustable mounting pedestal.

Supporters say Ginsburg being ‘stuffed’ in the sitting position would cause little distraction during court sessions as the high bench would hide the armature and adjustable mounting pedestal as shown in this taxidermist’s mock up.

Liberal leftists are adamant that law makers protect Ginsburg not allow her to die and universally want the taxidermist option just in case she does.

Liberal leftists are adamant that law makers protect Ginsburg not allow her to die and universally want the taxidermist option just in case she does.

Professional taxidermist Ed Bark says he can 'spruce up the old girl' by  using  super glue,  Walrus fat, lycra filling, and some good old lead-based paint that could fool any casual looker. He quickly dispelled rumors that un-named Republican leaders wanted horns mounted on her head as well.

Professional taxidermist Ed Bark says he can ‘spruce up the old girl’ by using super glue, Walrus fat, lycra filling, and some good old lead-based paint that could fool any casual looker.
He quickly dispelled rumors that unnamed Republican leaders wanted horns mounted on her head as well.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A sense of dread spread through the ultra-liberal ranks of the Democratic Party within hours after an update on Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-Ginsburg’s latest health crisis in which surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital removed two cancerous growths from her left lung. The Supreme Court Justice has had two prior bouts with cancer that she had survived.

Supporters are very concerned that the 85 year old justice might not recover sufficiently to maintain a liberal based presence on the court and liberal and ultra-left legal concerns. Any conservative replacement by President Donald Trump would most certainly infuriate a liberal base that promised to protect liberal views after the recent Supreme Court nominee Judge Kavanugh decision that angered those on the ultra-left and left a combative spirit among those who have a difficult time handling reality.

Nancy Pelosi proposed a radical idea on NBC’s Meet the Press that has garnered instant support by the leaders on the Democrat’s ultra-left wing including Maxine Waters and Bernie Sanders. Pelosi suggested using a professional taxidermist just in case the ‘unthinkable’ happened in the coming months prior to 2020 Presidential election results.

Pelosi showed a dozen or more photos of her husband’s hunting trophies that were stuffed and mounted in various places in their California mansion included an African Lion, a Zebra, and a curiously odd bear that appeared to be a young cub. Shockingly, Pelosi joked on live TV that her husband suggested he mount her that morning, but had forgotten to refill his Viagra prescription.

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One Response to “After Justice Bader-Ginsburg Latest Cancer Diagnosis Desperate Liberals Contract Leading Taxidermist”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Dec 26th, 2018

    Nancy Pelosi needs a “brain job,” as she is already a senile boob!

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