Mueller’s Trump-Russia Connection “Witch Hunt” to End in February 2019

by on 07/01/19 at 5:39 pm

Nancy Pelosi has done more than anyone in giving witches a bad name.

Nancy Pelosi has done more than anyone in giving witches a bad name.


Salem MA – (satireworld.com)

Washington DC political pundits indicate that Special Counsel Robert Mueller (former FBI head) will submit a final report to the US Department of Justice (DOJ) in February 2019. Mr. Mueller is investigating a possible Republican Donald Trump-Russia connection during the 2016 presidential election. Many in the USA have determined the investigation is a political “Witch Hunt” to get President Trump. The investigation is based on a phony Russian Dossier paid for by the losing Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party.

A team of experienced SW investigative reporters were sent to New England to gather facts about “Witch Hunts” in the New World. In summary their report is as follows.

The Pilgrims first made landfall on the tip of Cape Cod Massachusetts in November 1620, prior to sailing to safer harbors in Plymouth the following month. William Bradford and his fellow Mayflower passengers, that included the Mueller family, disembarked to start their settlement on a new continent. Over the following decades the Mueller’s migrated to Boston Massachusetts and then to Salem, north of Boston, where a descendant was Judge Robert Mueller who presided over some of the “Witch Trials.”

The Salem “Witch Trials” consisted of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of witchcraft in colonial Massachusetts, between February 1692 and May 1693 (17th Century). More than 200 people were accused, nineteen of whom were found guilty and executed by hanging (fourteen women and five men).

Judge Mueller took interest in an additional group of seven very diverse women accused of forming a Coven of witches, namely senile Nancy Pelosi, mad Maxine Waters, big spender Kamala Harris, anti-gunny Dianne Feinstein, Faux Red Indian Lizzy Warren (1/1024 Cherokee), crooked Hillary Clinton and nitwit Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

A new interrogation technique was employed to test the seven suspected witch’s guilt or innocence by dunking them three times each into a lake, via a see-saw board with a chair mounted on one end. If the accused individual didn’t survive then they were innocent, because only a witch could survive this water boarding procedure. Convicted witches were then burned at the stake! The Coven of seven survived the dunking and were sentenced to this latter punishment.

The Coven of seven were being escorted at dawn, the next day, to six stakes when a flash of sparkling lights occurred, with the seven witches disappearing into the sky (no brooms), followed by a humming noise.

The SW investigative reporters perceived this event as a 21st Century phenomenon of being beamed-up by an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO). There were no eye witnesses at the time who saw aliens with pointed ears!

However, with the swearing in of the members of the 116th Congress (US House of Representatives controlled by far-left Democrats and a few Democratic Senators), the Coven of seven, and other Democratic witches and warlocks in the US Congress have once again materialized in Washington DC.

Thus, the Trump-Russia connection “Witch Hunt;” a single-payer expensive healthcare system, Medicare for All (worse than Obamacare); the shut down of free speech; the enabling of more Democratic voter fraud; gun control; The Green New Deal (definitely a communist wealth redistribution scheme, bankrupting the USA); amnesty and a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants; open borders; attacks on the 240 year old US Constitution and abolishment of the Electoral College; and the Impeachment of President Donald Trump and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh are back on the US House of Representatives agenda.

As NY Yankee baseball great Yogi Berra said, “It’s Déjà Vu all over again!”



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