Advisory Group Tells Nancy Pelosi that “Being Speaker of the House Doesn’t Mean You Always Have to Have Your Mouth Open”

by on 09/01/19 at 11:12 am

Just a plain Whack-a-Do with a big mouth!

Just a plain Whack-a-Do with a big mouth!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open.  Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, it does not mean that speaking should be the only thing she does.  Nancy needs to look at President Trump and recognize that is mouth is always getting him into trouble.  Her mouth has famously done the same thing for her in the past and she needs to understand that sometimes a Speaker must shut up.”

“During the famous Obamacare passage, she stated that we need to pass it to find out what’s in it.  This was totally unintelligible and has been fuel on the fire of Republicans for almost a decade.  It makes her look stupid and uninformed, whether or not she really is stupid or uninformed.”

“She needs to remember that sometimes silence really is golden.  Former President Teddy Roosevelt advised that people should speak softly and carry a big stick.  We believe this to be sound political advise.”

This publication agrees with the findings and observations of the advisory group and admonishes Nancy Pelosi to “SHUT THE HELL UP!”



One Response to “Advisory Group Tells Nancy Pelosi that “Being Speaker of the House Doesn’t Mean You Always Have to Have Your Mouth Open””

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 10th, 2019

    When enough flies enter Nancy’s mouth, she will finally shut up!

Leave a Reply