The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘I’ve Never Had Sex’ Interview Part 2

by on 12/01/19 at 11:15 am

When asked by the reporter during her interview Ocasio-Cortez found it hilarious that she couldn't remember if she visited the mustache ride at Disney World.

When asked by the reporter during her interview Ocasio-Cortez found it hilarious that she couldn’t remember if she visited the mustache ride at Disney World.

SatireWorld's reporter, Anita Drink (L), says she really DID need a drink after her interview with Ocasio-Cortez. SatireWorld's seasoned political writer Jalapenoman (R) remarked that Ocasio-Coprtez  really had a large ass.

SatireWorld’s reporter, Anita Drink (L), says she really DID need a drink after her interview with Ocasio-Cortez.
SatireWorld’s seasoned political writer Jalapenoman (R) remarked that Ocasio-Coprtez really had a large ass.


New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

The Freshman Congressman from New York continued her one-on-one interview with conservative journalist Anita Drink:

Reporter:  So when you say that you’ve never really had sex except with yourself, do you mean that you never tried?

AOC:  Well, I did try to put out to some guys in college, but it seemed like the cute boys on the soccer team all ended up being gay.  I then got a little drunk and naked at a Save the Whales rally, but only the women wanted me (so using a dildo or another girl’s fingers may be fun, but it doesn’t really count as “popping your cherry”)  I guess all of those guys were fudge packers also, which is okay and politically correct and stuff, but it didn’t help me get laid.

Reporter:  Did you ever have a man that you fantasized about, someone who you always wanted to sleep with?

AOC:  Besides Obama?  Well, there was Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton and Fidel Castro, but I just couldn’t do that to their wives.  Besides, I don’t think that Teddy knew what anything was later in his life because all of the drinking… and I didn’t want to be driven off a bridge.  Oh my GOD, did I just say that?  Please don’t print that!  Senator Kennedy did nothing wrong that night and it was all Mary Jo’s fault… that and FOX News and Rush Limbaugh.

Reporter:  You mentioned Obama.  Chris Matthews said that Obama gives him a tingle in his leg.  Does Obama give you a tingle in yours?

AOC:  Not just in my leg, but you can go up a little bit higher.  I always wanted to visit all 57 states with him.  I wanted to sit on his lap when he read his speeches on the teleprompter.  I wanted him to slide his hands up my dress in the pew while his minister was saying “God Damn America,”  I wanted to get laid on the back nine while the Golfer in Chief was skipping laying another wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Memorial Day.  I wanted to grab on to those big ears while he was giving me a mustache ride.  He should be every woman’s dream man!”

Reporter:  You mention mustache rides.  Do you enjoy oral sex with men?

AOC:  And women and children… anyone who will go down on me.  I’ve even trained my Llasa Apso and give him treats when he does it to me.

Reporter:  A personal question, but… So do you keep the hedges trimmed?

AOC:  Heck no!  I’m a natural woman!  You might say that Robin Hood and his Merry Men are having do dig through Sherwood Forest to find the buried treasure!

Reporter:  Let’s change the subject off sex for a few minutes so that I can try to burn those images out of my mind.  Several states have made moves to ban plastic straws, plastic bags, plastic wrap, and just about anything plastic.  Do you consider this a totalitarian attempt to control our lives or do you think it is environmentally correct?

AOC:  If the people who want to ban these products are politically correct, environmentally conscious, progressive Democrats, then it must be a good thing.  People just don’t know what is good for them unless we tell them.  I’d be willing to turn in part of my Dildo collection for recycling if it would be good for saving the poor little animals for horrible choking deaths.

Reporter:  It looks like you moved the interview back to sex again with your dildo comments…. you said “collection?”  For a woman who claims to be a virgin, why would you have more than one bedroom toy in the shape of a man’s penis?

AOC:  Oh, I’ve got plaster casts of all my heroes.  I also know that most of my toys are environmentally safe as I don’t thing any little animal would ever choke on them… just me!

To be continued



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