Massive Shipping Error Sends Viagra To Monasteries Around The Globe
by Bargis on 12/01/11 at 6:11 pm
Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com)
In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.
“The packaging was mistaken for vitamins,” claims a spokesman. “We deeply regret the confusion and will work hard to correct our boner.”
Thought to be a gift from Rome, unsuspecting Monks took the enhancement drug thinking it was a supplement to offset their usual spartan and bland dietary regimen.
Father Royce had this to say when interviewed by the press, “We didn’t know. It was soon after that we noticed our smiling brothers walking about with a tent-like shape protruding from their robes.”
Sister Catherine of Our Lady of Sacred Hearts Nunnery was affected by the mix-up and offered her insights, “Well! Our sisters were sure surprised. Tis a gift from Heaven! We say……SEND MORE.”
Let’s Hear It!