by Buckwheatsbutt on 22/02/11 at 5:24 am
Suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a real big surprise today. No, it wasn't the sound of their vests exploding, but it was just as startling for them considering the ramifications.
The Grand Ayatollah in Iran acknowledged that the '72 Virgins' waiting in Heaven for the any departed suicide bombers who has chosen martyrdom are not always young! He also added with a grimace that they also aren't always girls either.
In a secretly taped conversation, the Grand Ayatollah confessed why he never took up the mantle of martyrdom. He explained that he knew a very old and closely kept secret.
It was then he revealed the truth about Heaven and the '72 Virgin' myth. He also elaborated that some of the 'Soldiers of Islam' that met their end in martyrdom will have to compromise their sexuality once in Heaven, since there is a surplus of virgin men there.
He added, 'Maybe the Great Prophet can mix them up so everyone gets a little of each!"