Eat-a-Turd For Mohammed Day A Big Success With Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan

by on 28/02/11 at 1:02 pm

Taliban leader Omar Khoury filled several plates himself and topped it with goat cheese and some Doritos he found near a US base camp. He told the villagers it was take out from Taco Bell.

Taliban leader Omar Khoury (center) filled several plates himself and topped it with goat cheese and some Doritos he found near a US base camp. He told the villagers it was take out from Taco Bell.

Helmand Province, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com)

In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman for the Taliban.

"It's not bad if there's enough corn in it," claimed village elder Ramoud Farsi, age 34, who wanly smiled for the Taliban's camera as an old Russian AK-47 was pushed menacing against his back. Others in the village felt the same, as scores of armed, dark bearded men took turns in dusry back rooms filling small plates for villagers throughout the small enclave.

Started in 2006 as part of 'put trust in Allah with remarkable deeds,' the Eat-A-Turd for Mohammed Day is the brainchild of Gazhi Al Boutmoub, a regional Taliban chieftain in the Walishiri sector of northern Pakistan.

For his innovative and courageous efforts, Al Boutmoub was awarded the prestigious Osama Medal consisting of two camels under a star and crescent moon. When asked about the meaning of the representations inscribed on the medal, no one actually knew, but one Taliban official claimed the 'Sheik' designed it by writing it in the sand with his urine stream.



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