North Korea Threatens US Claiming Hundreds Of Nuke Missles During Army Parade
by Mr. Numbnutts on 01/03/11 at 9:46 am
No. Korea claims its massive nuclear missle force is ready to launch at a minutes notice. Defense department experts are unsure of the new missles range or payload capacity. Photo courtesy of People's Republic Army.
The Peoples Republic of North Korea staged a massive armaments parade down the capitol’s main boulevard with hundreds of curiously ‘yellow’ painted ballistic missles. Marchers carrying signs denouncing the ‘running dog imperialists’ as warmongers and a threat to the peaceful citzens of ‘the best country on Earth.’
The People’s Republic Army staged the massive demonstration in honor of ‘Dear Leader’ Kim Jong- Il birthday which includes free food for all citizens and a day off from slave camps. Thjis year, free food vouchers were handed out instead of rice and chicken bones due to a severe shortage of everything except beach sand.
In a 14 hour televised speech that was mandatory for all citizens to view while standing at attention, Dear Leader outlined the current stalemate in the 58 year old Armitice that ended fighting on the Korean penninsula in 1953. Kim Jong-Il promised to ‘scorch the Earth’ with a barrage of his nuclear missles if the South and it’s US ally don’t stop calling him names and making fun of his height.
Inresponse to the threat, the US has cut off all shipments of toilet paper, hair gel, and 1970s era platform shoes and leisure suits to the north.
Let’s Hear It!