by Bargis Tryhol on 30/04/11 at 4:44 amTehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com)
In an interview for B-S Magazine, Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he is proud to stoke international outrage with his past remarks denying the Holocaust as he headed for the royal wedding in London this week.
Ahmadinejad claims he has ‘proof’ that the entire story is fabricated and is full of lies. His photos show that some of the most infamous concentration camps were merely ‘health spas’ where overweight European Jews went to lose weight, work on their tans, and to socialize with other jews.
“Some merely over did it, that’s all! ” He claimed as he held up poorly doctored photos of Auschwitz where a painted sign could be seen on the train tower over the train tracks leading into the death camp. Embarrassingly, the ‘sign’ was written in Arabic, not German.
When asked where did all of Europe’s 6 million Jews go? Ahmadinejad claims they’ve simply moved away and left no forwarding address. “No big deal! It happens here in Iran all the time! People disappear and leave no forwarding address.”
Ahmadinejad claims the Jews might not have been Jews at all! He even suggests they were probably Bolivians who were lost or missed a traffic turn or something and ended up driving over a cliff or falling into a deep cave and that’s why no one has heard of them again.