TV Reruns Of Pippa Middleton’s Wedding Walk Distract Guards During Osama Bin Laden’s Final Moments
by Bargis Tryhol on 02/05/11 at 5:58 am
Osama's guards were distracted as swarms of US Navy SEALS broke through unguarded doors and windows.
Special operation teams of US Navy SEALS broadcast reruns of Pippa Middleton’s famous walk into Westminster Abbey as a means to distract compound gurds during the final moments before a helicopter insertion of up to 24 heavily armed special forces commandos. Team leaders found several overturned television sets still tuned into a BBC channel with the faked news footage still playing.
Bin Laden forces, long known for their weird tastes for western women in white dresses, were distracted long enough for three helicopters to land on the main buliding in the heavily fortified compound. Within seconds SEAL teams shot or captured all of the guards and then set upon their leader…Osama bin Laden.
Bin Laden reportedly hid behind a burka clad woman as he tried to escape through a window, but SEAL team marksmen ventilated his head several times with high-powered rifle shots.
Bin Laden’s body was unceremoniously dumped at sea along with several bags of garbage.
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