by Bargis on 05/05/11 at 5:50 am
The White House – (SatireWorld.com)
The administration’s greatest and only triumph in the past three years is losing the public’s interests as focus is being placed on the techniques used to find the location of Osama Bin Laden versus the actual high tech killing of the homicidal maniac.
Hoping to cash in on the enormous amount of free political fodder from the recent US Navy SEAL head ventilation exercise of Bin Laden and his cohorts, the White House sees the shifting public interests looking to the reason he was found after almost ten years….Waterboarding!
Dubbed an alternative means of extracting information versus plain old torture, the information divulged by the CIA’s ‘extraction means’ was directly responsible for the tracking and placement of a high value target. In 2008, candidate Obama and Clinton voiced their disproval of the CIA’s tactics and promised to stop the prractice and of course, close down the Gitmo detention center as well.
Recent events have proved them wrong and the Obama administration finds the political capitol receeding fast.