Nazi Convicted For 29,999 Murders Angry… Just One More And He Would Have Received A Free Set Of SS Dinnerware

by on 29/05/11 at 4:08 am

Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible was a Nazi SS prick as a young man, now...Just an old SS douchebag.

Selvoka, Poland-(satrireworld.com)

Former Ukranian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for the murders committed when he served as a Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia. He was finally arrested for lying on a citizenship application and entering the US illegally immediately after the end of WWII. He was deported after a lengthy immigration battle back to Germany.

Earning the title ‘Ivan the Terrible’ for his frequent use of torture, indiscriminate terror killings of helpless inmates, and lousy knock-knock jokes, Demjanjuk evaded capture for nearly 65 years until caught living in the United States when he was working as an prison guard at Guantanamo prison.

Charged with 29,999 deaths during WWII, Demjanjuk 89, has mulled over the consequences of his actions, fearing the sentence of 25 years for each act of mass murder.

His attorney says Damjanjuk is in good spirits and can only attend his trial for 90 minutes a day, and because of his age, must be returned to his cell. As far as regrets, his attorney says John's only regrets is not receiving the "nice set of authentic Waffen SS dinner ware incentive" since he enjoys waffles and chicken every so often.

Damjanjuk claims he feels lucky since the sentence could’ve been life!



One Response to “Nazi Convicted For 29,999 Murders Angry… Just One More And He Would Have Received A Free Set Of SS Dinnerware”

  1. Jalapenoman

    May 29th, 2011

    Must have been a good lucky photographer who took his picture because his nipples are hard.

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