by Bargis Tryhol on 27/06/11 at 10:47 amNorth Korea, (SatireWorld.com)
Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jung Il announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly uninhabited Mons Delphi region of the moon.
‘Dear Leader’ mentioned that the explosion will adhere to the various atmospheric testing bans in place simply because the Moon hasn’t an atmosphere to pollute and no one will be bothered by the noise. NPK Air Marshall Kim Tu-bong said, ” the test will illuminate the surface with the peaceful intentions of the Korean People, and will send shudders of fear down all capitalist running dog and their puppet flunkies in the south.”
Air Marshall Kim Tu-bong was criticized last year when he vowed to launch a nuclear-tipped missle at the sun even though he was advised by western scientists the weapon would burn up in the sun’s fiery heat. Tu-Bong casually remarked that it couldn’t ever happen since they planned to launch it at night.
The Long Dong rocket has a capacity to reach the US west coast if launched from the North Korean site and is within its means to strike the Moon’s surface if the North decides to launch.
Chairman and proverial ‘little guy,’ Kim Jung Il, said he’s postpone the launch if the west sends him 4 billion tons of grain, 77 super tankers of oil, and around $10 billion dollars in unmarked bills. A few cases of Remy cognac and several Pam Anderson DVDs would be nice too!