by Steely Beast on 05/07/11 at 2:26 pmOrlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
On the heels of her miraclous aquittal for murder in the first degree of her then two year old daughter Caylee, Tot Mom Casey Anthony stunned the courtroom when she announced through streaming tears that…”Ha Ha I’m pregnant again!”
Sporting a slight belly swell Anthony beamed confidently toward the jury who moments before read a verdict of NOT GUILTY on first degree murder, agravated child abuse, and felony manslaughter murder.
As before with daughter Caylee, Casey would not divulge the name of the father, and left many guessing how a person who’s been incarcerated for three years in a solitary cell becomes pregnant.
Mavis Battencourt, one of the 12 jurors, had an answer…”A miracle!”
Miracle indeed says court baliff Henry Calipher, who says it must have been the same miracle that saved her child-killing ass from a date with the State’s lethal injection machine.
Defense attorney Jose Baez comments were, ” Well, tell her to keep the darn thing away from the pool, forget anymore tattoos for a few years, and for God’s sake tell not to talk about all those long days we had alone at my office preparing her defense.”