by Meagan Hotstuff on 06/07/11 at 2:19 pmOrlando, Florida (SatireWorld.com)
As part of her rehabilitation and job requirement required for her one year probation after leaving prison, exonerated child killer Casey Anthony learned through a social services mail order course how to properly license, operate, and locate a child day care center in which working mothers could drop off their kiddies for supervised play time.
As part of her release and probation, Anthony would have to show gainful employment within 60 days of her release, so in order to fulfill that portion of the unexpected probation criteria, Casey submitted a proper application to operate a child care facility with limited capacities not to exceed 50 children at any one time. With her application she included a professional business plan, a proposed location at her home, and photos of her pool hoping to impress the Social Services Department and State Probation authorities.
Authorities informed Ms Anthony that her application has been denied and suggested she get a job as a duct tape installer with a local A/C company.