by Mr. Numbnutts on 11/07/11 at 6:18 amBonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com)
Hilda Hitler is in the news again after a well publicized offer to recently aquitted child murderer Casey Anthony. Hitler has offered the 24 yerar old Anthony a place to stay high in the Bravarian mountains away from media and curiosity seekers.
According to Hilda, she was feeling sorry for the chloroform loving mother of Caylee Anthony, “I can relate. I was hounded from the first time I stepped into kindergarten about my grandfather. I guess I still had the smell of Zyklon B on my clothes. ”
Anthony was recently found ‘not guilty’ during a 7 week trial that sensationalized her child’s death. The cause and method of the child’s death was never determined and Casey has refused to confess to what really happened that caused her then two-year old daughter to end up in plastic bags, reeking of chloroform, decomposed, with duct taped wrapped around her skull. So far, the only explanation from Casey has been the inuenndo that Cayle committed suicide.
Hilda Hitler says she’ll help Casey work on her garden, play marching songs, and watch old news reels of her grandfather’s rise to notoriety.