FedEx Mixup Sends Viagra Shipment To Monestries Around The World

by on 12/07/11 at 2:02 pm

Brother Adam found he not only had more vigor, he seemed to stand taller too

Vatican City – (SatireWorld.com)

In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.

“The packaging was mistaken for vitamins,” claims FedEx spokesman, Mike Henried. “We deeply regret the confusion and will work hard to correct our boner!”

Thought to be a gift from Rome, unsuspecting Monks took the enhancement drug thinking it was a supplement to offset their usual spartan and bland dietary regimenusually served in many monestaries.

Father Royce had this to say when interviewed by the press, “We just didn’t know! It was soon after that we noticed our smiling brothers walking about with a tent-like shape protruding from their robes!”

Sister Catherine of Our Lady of Sacred Hearts Nunnery was affected by the mix-up and offered her insights, “Well! Our sisters were sure surprised. ‘Tis a gift from Heaven! We say……SEND MORE!”



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