Casey Anthony Shocker! Casey Wins Florida Mega Million Dollar Lottery

by on 15/07/11 at 5:43 am

Casey Anthony (r) looks at Wednesday's Florida Lottery results. Attorney Jose Baez (l) now thinks Casey is the most beautiful women in the world!

Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)

Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. THe drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.

Since Anthony beat the murder conviction of daughter Caylee, she cannot be held liable for any costs involved with that portion of the murder trial, but for her lying to a police officer conviction, she plans to pay the state back for its investigation costs which totals $325,000. Anthony says she’ll even ‘leave the boys a tip.’

Casey says she plans to move to Los Angeles, open a string of pregnant women self-help centers where she’ll speak monthly giving motivational speeches about child rearing for $400.00 per person.



9 Responses to “Casey Anthony Shocker! Casey Wins Florida Mega Million Dollar Lottery”

  1. khyle

    Jul 16th, 2011

    how does someone like this win the lottery, when there’s MILLIONS of hard working people in the world the never catch a break …

    • Bargis

      Jul 16th, 2011

      Because she played SATIREWORLD’S MEGA LOTTERY! You can too Khyle! Simply send us $500 for a guaranteed winning ticket and you too can be on the road to fame and fortune!

    • Luis

      Aug 19th, 2011

      Hey retard! If she got lucky picking the correct numbers it has nothing to do with how many hard working people there are in the world. It is A-holes like you that wont give this a rest already. Are you people that pathetic that anything that has to do with this chic you take personaly. Get a life dude

      • Bargis

        Aug 19th, 2011

        Hey ‘Luis’, thanks for your comments. But it’s just a spoof story. It didn’t happen in real life. Now, calm down. Take a deep breath and relax. Are you relaxed now knowing it was just a silly, totally non-true story? Good! Now, why don’t you pull the baby pacifier out of your ass and stuff in your pie hole and leave your childish rant over at the Anthony house, George!

  2. Sally

    Jul 17th, 2011

    Good for her — winning the lottery. She’s innocent anyhow! This is a way the world shows whose in power. And that’s God doing his work. Because you see you can’t and shouldn’t judge her. You don’t know anything. Only he knows.

    I want to see how many of you are now going to be nice to her.

    • Bargis

      Jul 17th, 2011

      Sally, I do believe you have rocks in your socks, and bats in your belfry! We love you baby!

  3. flutterbye77

    Jul 24th, 2011

    If Casey Anthony truly won this lottery, I have a feeling it was fixed so that the state would be helping her pay back what everyone feels she owes the state. So, technically the state is out twice the money and Casey Anthony is supposably breaking even and can settle the score and then the state of Florida would then only be out half. In some strange way this makes sense.
    And, in some sick, twisted way what happend to Caylee Anthony makes sense. NOT! Killing a child is NEVER justified to me, and neglecting a child and not reporting your child missing for 31 days doesn’t even make good nonsense! That fact in and of itself infuriates me! I couldn’t believe the verdict when Casey was found innocent. However, I was NOT there with Caylee, the day all those unfortunate events took place. It is NOT my place to judge Casey, she will have another judgement, and it will tell us what we need to know to put that beautiful baby to rest.
    I know in my heart Caylee is now in a better place, and the angels needed her there, more than Casey was able to provide her with here. I am in NO WAY saying she deserved to die. But, Caylee should be better off, I can almost guarantee it. This beautiful little girl is gone, but she will never be forgotten! SLEEP WELL ANGEL!!!

    • Bargis

      Jul 24th, 2011

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  4. Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

    Aug 19th, 2011

    If’n he takes his pacifier out of his ass and shoves it in his mouth… won’t that give this feller bad breath? He’d really be in need of a tic-tac or a certs or somethin’.

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