by Steely Beast on 15/07/11 at 5:43 amOrlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. The drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.
Since Anthony beat the murder conviction of daughter Caylee, she cannot be held liable for any costs involved with that portion of the murder trial, but for her lying to a police officer conviction, she plans to pay the state back for its investigation costs which totals $325,000. Anthony says she’ll even ‘leave the boys a tip.’
Casey says she plans to move to Los Angeles, open a string of pregnant women self-help centers where she’ll speak monthly giving motivational speeches about child rearing for $400.00 per person.