China Threatens To File Suit Against Individual US Taxpayers In The Event Of A Default
by Jon Worthington on 22/07/11 at 5:26 pm
Soldiers like Jing Jong Su promise to go door to door in America and collect what's owed his government.
The Minister of Chinese Finance has issued a dire warning if the US defaults on the one trillion dollar debt owed the Chinese government. According Minister Won Hung Lo, the Chinese government will press civil litigation against each US citizen to regain it’s outstanding debt.
Speaking from the People’s Conference room in Ministry headquarters, the sullen but curt Hung Lo promised a severe and thorough round of lawsuits in American courts in an effort to satisfy all national debts. A Washington, DC law firm has promised to work with the Chinese government to satisfy all legal and court mandated judgements that the Chinese government is handed by American judges.
A spokesman for the law firm Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, says his firm is willing to ‘spare no costs’ in recovering outstanding debt of almost $118,000 per US taxpayer as part of the debt settlement as mandated by Federal courts.
As part of the collection plan, Army Marshall Cintoa Wonsu has promised to ” send upwards of 750,000 fully armed ‘People’s Collection Troops’ to America to insure no one cheats the People of China.” Washington sources claim the Administration, and particuarly President Obama, wants the People’s Collection Troops to feel at home and has asked Americans to open their hearts and homes in allowing these lonely young men a place to stay and enjoy American hospitality.
Bobby Joe Wheeler, a Florida outdoorsmen, had a few choice words to say about ‘chink commies coming to my door’…..Let’em at it!
Let’s Hear It!