by HMS Pantiliner on 26/09/11 at 3:24 pm
“We’ll just have to ask Bro’ Barack to steal it for us,” worried IMF sources said today as latest attempts to keep the EU ponzi scam running faltered badly in nervous City trades.
New IMF CEO Christine Lagarde is feeling confident following Obama’s starring role in the Ecuador scam to defraud Chevron of $18 billion which sees President Rafael Correa sitting pretty on his expected 10% rake-off, to be split 50-50 with Mr O.
Big Oil ain’t having it, of course, and plans to expose the White House schemer for the thieving schmuck he really is.
At a secret super major summit in Carnegie Hill this week oil and gas tycoons plan on rolling out their legal big guns as energy industry professionals vote 15-0 to dump the impostor and his terrist chums.
“Makes Vlad ‘The Impaler’ Putin look like a rank amateur,” one Exxon investor commented, “probably a lot a African that our POTUS, too!”