Where in hell is the EU going to find £2.6 trillion for Eurozone bailout?
by HMS Pantiliner on 26/09/11 at 3:24 pm
New York – (SatireWorld.com)
“We’ll just have to ask Bro’ Barack to steal it for us,” worried IMF sources said today as latest attempts to keep the EU ponzi scam running faltered badly in nervous City trades.
New IMF CEO Christine Lagarde is feeling confident following Obama’s starring role in the Ecuador scam to defraud Chevron of $18 billion which sees President Rafael Correa sitting pretty on his expected 10% rake-off, to be split 50-50 with Mr O.
Big Oil ain’t having it, of course, and plans to expose the White House schemer for the thieving schmuck he really is.
At a secret super major summit in Carnegie Hill this week oil and gas tycoons plan on rolling out their legal big guns as energy industry professionals vote 15-0 to dump the impostor and his terrist chums.
“Makes Vlad ‘The Impaler’ Putin look like a rank amateur,” one Exxon investor commented, “probably a lot a African that our POTUS, too!”
Walter Bucket
Sep 26th, 2011
The whole western world turns tearfully to Bernie Madoff!
“What are we to do now, Bernie?”
Bargis
Sep 26th, 2011
Madoff? Made off with what?
Bargis
Sep 26th, 2011
Good one HMS…Gotta wonder where all the money is coming from. Greece is about to hit the deck and I’m sure Ireland-Spain-Portugal are about to inline to flatline too.
If there’s one thing I understand about European history is, finacial/political instability causes really scary problems for them historically and inevitably us.
Can I interest you in a really nice cave in Tennesse? TV-A/C-showers-bat dung!
Captain america
Sep 26th, 2011
….hell the Brits can’t even get the EU hacks to work 40 hours a week up from 371/2…they threatened to strike over quality of live issues…
Try being a small business owner working less than 60,
…it hasn’t worked in our inner cities, it sure ain’t goin work with the PIIGS…$ for those who don’t understand how you earn it will never work….
…maybe UK should cut off funding toilets in India and “education” in China…that money never gets there anyway…
Prince Andrew better work that trade mojo to “massage” the economy!
Colonel Stuart Peter Pinxit
Sep 27th, 2011
I enjoy the works of this writer very much and thoroughly enjoyed this article.
Should the title not read Where….not Were?
Lady Godiva
Sep 27th, 2011
Typos allowed….Mark Lowton isn’t here LOL
:p
Very tolerant group of writers here
HMS Pantiliner
Sep 27th, 2011
Aaaargh! Apologies, pleading dyslectic moment while spellcheck was off.
Thanks for the plaudit, though!
Ed note: repaired!