Bin Laden’s Widow Gets Her Groove On By Joining ‘Saudi Girls Gone Wild’
by Annoying Rash on 01/10/11 at 9:04 am
At a recent event, Fatima had to push Al Sharpton off the stage when he tried to put a dollar bill in her garter..."Cheap bastard!"
Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world reknown terrorist.
Without life insurance from her husband, savings, or relatives who wanted to give her the time of day, Fatima found work at the famous Saudi Girls Gone Wild night club in downtown Riyadh.
Famed for its super-conservative views on religion and women’s rights, the men of Saudi Arabia have a darker side that is barely visible to westerners once the sun goes down. Like men everywhere they enjoy a cold beer, flashy nightclubs, and women who cater to every whim…Even if it means that the women taking their clothes off and accepting paper money stuffed into their garter belts.
Fatima says she’s enjoying her new line of work. No guns around. No weird guys walking around wearing strange and bulky vests with timers on them, and most of all, she has her own money. Fatima wants to go to college and become an interior designer, hopefully, to one day own her own decorating business in Kabul, Afghanistan.
A typical night can earn her thousands, especially if she dances The Dance Of A Thousand Veils and swings from a brass pole. Fatima recalled how much her late husband Osama enjoyed her dances and how she kept time with the sheep that had to dance with her. Fatima told friends she was relieved that camels weren’t allowed in the club any longer.
When asked if her late husband Osama would approve, she merely smiled and said, “Osama never liked women around, and now I get paid big sheckels to do a lap dance for fat guys from Yemen.”
Let’s Hear It!