by Bargis Tryhol on 21/01/12 at 6:32 am
North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
The reclusive leaders of North Korea have sent the world’s newest international bad boy, Kim Jong Un, to bed last night without his supper! The action was partially for his belligerant behaviour against the world community and mostly because there's really no food left in the country anyway!
It seems Kim Jong Un, who in addition to heading the military, is also in charge of the country's checkbook. Recently he has spent his country's meager riches on very expensive things like, nuclear bomb research, ICBM rockets, fighter planes, expensive French cognac, and a really big funeral parade for his late father that lasted 14 days and had every single North Korean citizen marching in a starched uniform while holding a 'We Love Dear Leader' sign.
For a country who's principal export is beach sand and 1950's era weapons, there is little in the way of incoming monies that allow enough for international food purchases.
Crop growing harvests by North Korean farmers have been dismal since most of the crop land is poisoned with the remnants of chemical warfare factories and haphazardly discarded radioactive waste. It is well known that the late Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, refused to eat corn that glowed in the dark.
Leaders hope the latest outburst of Kim Jong junior will result in the world community throwing a few thousand tons of wheat their way and perhaps a few dollars to purchase some more Iranian rockets for use during the Fourth of July.
Photos of saddened 'Dear Leader' sitting in a sparsley furnished room with tears running down his face, while holding an empty wooden bowl have been widely circulated throughout the world press and among rural villages in the North.
But first, and before any food is shipped in, international leaders have requested that KIm Jong Un re-paint all his rockets in a more friendly paint scheme so they don't appear so scary.