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Up yours, Correa, as Chevron gives two-finger salute to Ecuadorean scammers

by HMS Pantiliner on 03/02/12 at 6:39 pm

San Ramon - (SatireWorld,com)

You have to suspend reality to fully grasp the audacious criminality of the Ecuadorean Justice ministry;  today Chevron gave a two-fingered response to a deadline demanding an apology for alleged pollution of the country’s rainforest.

The gesture was widely applauded by the international oil and gas industry that has witnessed unprecedented Ecuadorean corruption in trying to embezzle $18 billion of Chevron’s hard earned cash.

At the core of the scam sits Rafael Correa, a stooge supporter of Hugo ‘The Enforcer’ Chavez, head of the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association of South America.

As President of Ecuador Correa sees global-scale oil industry extortion as intrinsically superior, cheaper and a lot less dangerous than fighting for a share of the lucrative international cocaine market.

Another scam he dreamed up parallel to the Chevron was to demand billions of dollars in international ‘compensation’ for not drilling under the Amazon on ecological grounds.

Stalinist arseholes like the European Union have readily coughed up millions apiece to ‘help salvage the lives’ of the indigenous Ecuadorean tribes people that Correa says are ‘directly threatened’ by his own government’s plans to drain the Amazon of its massive oil reserves.

In 1999 a UN special investigation found a huge Ecuador government cover-up of cannibalism, rampant incest, fratricide, human sacrifice,  unchecked paedophilia and associated social ills among four main tribes living in the country’s rainforests.

Attempts to socialise and ‘rescue’ these indigenous folks were met with poison blow-darts and threats of military reprisals by Ecuador government forces ‘protecting’ these tribes.

“It’s a win-win situation for the People’s Socialist Democratic Republic of Ecuador,” someone in the British Embassy in Quito said today.

However the lengthy fraudulent scam is fast coming to a close amid reports that highly placed individuals in the Amazonbotch organization have been busted as fully paid up members of Opus Dei.

A few strategic arrests may now be imminent.