by Buckwheatsbutt on 04/02/12 at 3:37 pmNew York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
One of the world's foremost manufacturers of children's toys, Mattel,has introduced the world's first all Muslim doll that meets the strict criteria set for western toys sold in Iran.
The company's doll, the mainstay of little girls for over 50 years, has gone Taliban! They have introduced "Doll in a Burka' for export to Islamic countries where strict enforcement of morality laws prohibit any sexuality in public.
Peter Stein, Director of Marketing had this to say for publication, "We strive for relationships with all people. Our Shia-correct doll will bring hours of enjoyment to kids around the globe!"
He added with a wink 'n nod, "We also took advantage of the loose fitting black burka by making the doll's titties bigger, since our research showed that Taliban dudes like chicks with big hooters! We also included a removable plastic brain, since our friends in Iran like women that have that feature as well."
They has also added new accessories for their Doll in a Burka line up…A pink suicide bomber vest! A jewel encrusted dagger, and an internal recording that shouts in Farsi.."Down with America..Kill all Joos!"
"Next, for the anniversay of the Iranian Islamic Revolution, we'll be adding the Jimmy Carter doll complete with an array of sharp pins!"
Recent government crackdowns on retailers who sold the traditional Barbie dolls complete with western-styled wardrobes, in which many innocent retailers were forced to give up the names of purchasers who were promptly arrested and jailed, caused an international outcry over Tehran’s jails being filled to capacity with 8-12 year old litle girls. Said one anonymous Iranian mother, “The crying from the jail could be heard for miles.”
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told friends he was buying three to bring back home from New York City. Since he only has two daughters, speculation is that he wanted one for himself, since he often talked about 'peek-a-booing up a burka' as a source of getting his hots.