by Steely Beast on 04/02/12 at 4:04 pm
"She came out of nowhere!" – Similar stories support other witnesses’ accounts as police gather information about missing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s whereabouts. Some feel he was whisked away by a 'secret death ray beam,' others feel it's a trick caused by the Israeli Mossad.
WANTED: Israeli citizen Edna ‘Snapper’ Bellfore
The discovery of a surveillance camera aimed at the spot where Ahmadinejad vanished pointed investigators toward a person who's been in the Tel Aviv news for sometime…Edna ‘Snapper’ Bellfore!
Bellfore, known as 'The Woman With The World's Largest Vagina,' has been linked to three recent 'missing persons' incidents and has been listed as a 'person of interest' in those cases. The Israeli Massad has downplayed rumors that Bellfore is an operative, though three active middle-eastern terorists have disappeared while in the company of Bellfore in recent weeks.
Eyewitneses claim there was a woman who jumped just as Ahmadinejad walked out of the UN building. "I looked up and saw this, this, gigantic mushroom-like thing engulf the President! Then he simply disappeared. He screamed a gurgling sound then was quiet. It was awful!"
Iranian officials in Tehran simply shrugged their shoulders when asked about the President's vanishing act, The Head Ayatollah Katmandu said, "Allah’s will…It will all come out in the end!"