by Jalapenoman on 13/02/12 at 2:56 pm
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com)
For the first time in recorded history, the Moslem nations of the middle east (which is basically everybody but Israel) have all lowered their flags to half mast at the death of a woman. Even more surprising is that this is an American woman and a black woman and an entertainer! The flags have all been lowered in honor of singer Whitney Houston, who died in a hotel room the day before the Grammy awards.
When asked to describe and explain this amazing display of respect, Moslem Mullah Abdul Rahib said “This woman wrote the song that unifies our people. You could say that it is the national anthem for the men of our culture and our several countries. Even though she represents the great Satan, in our hearts we know that she sings for us. Out of a sense of honor for her and her music, all flags in all Moslem countries and at all mosques around the world have been lowered for the remainder of this month.”
The song in question that gets the respect of Moslem men? The chorus goes: “…and I will always love ewe!”