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Obamacare Offers Free Female Genital Mutilation To Preserve Chastity

by Bargis Tryhol on 15/05/12 at 5:43 am

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com)

Civil libertarians have questioned the recent Obama Administration’s support of a provision in Obamacare where large medical convoys organized by the Democratic party wander through rural America performing free medical examinations and procedures on people, including female circumcision, or female genital mutilation, in violation of US law, conventions and treaties signed by the US.

In an effort to promote complete control over a woman’s vagina HHS doctors try to convince poor, rural families of young girls about the need to agree to circumcise their daughters, “as a matter of preserving chastity.”

According to HHS physician Morris Klein, “If we can prevent pre-marital sexual relations we can curb the rising rates of teenage pregnancy and therefore cut back of all social services in the future.

This past Sunday, Massachucetts senate hopeful, Elizabeth Warren held a meeting with the governor of Masachucetts to discuss the mechanisms of organizing awareness campaigns and seminars for women in the governorate, on how to address and support female genital mutilation, “which is being carried out by the HHS in the state.”

According to Warren, she described her own clitoris as the ‘root of her longtime sexual distress,’ and wished she had it burned off years ago in her quest to become more like an Indian brave versus just a plain ordinary looking squaw woman. In a recent interview, reporters asked Warren how much she’d have removed if she allowed an HHS doctor to remove her clitoris. She held up her fingers showing approximantely three inches.

Backlash groups across America are beginning to protest and are becoming more mainstream in accepatnce by the media as they question the practice of female mutilation. One group in question ‘Save Our Cunts,’ which in recnt weeks have stage protests sit-ins in large urban centers including New York and Washington.