North Korea Unveils Massive Nuclear Arsenal During Annual Military Parade

by on 08/03/13 at 7:54 am

Nuclear explosion cloud

Reported to be Iranian super missles

Reported to be Iranian ‘super missles.’ Iran claims they are stealthy and can hit any where in the US.

Pyongyang, DPNK-(

The Peoples Republic of North Korea staged a massive armaments parade down the capitol’s main boulevard with hundreds of curiously ‘yellow’ painted ballistic missiles. Marchers carried signs denouncing the ‘running dog imperialists’ as warmongers and a threat to the peaceful citizens of ‘the best country on Earth.’

The People’s Republic Army staged the massive demonstration in honor of ‘Dear Leader’ Kim Jong-un birthday which includes free food for all citizens and a day off from slave camps. This year, free food vouchers were handed out instead of rice and chicken bones due to a severe shortage of everything except beach sand.

In a 14 hour televised speech that was mandatory for all citizens to view while standing at attention, Dear Leader outlined the current stalemate in the 60 year old Armistice that ended fighting on the Korean peninsula in 1953. Kim Jong-un promised to ‘scorch the Earth’ with a barrage of his nuclear missiles if the South and it’s US ally don’t stop calling him names and making fun of his height.

In response to the threat, the US has cut off all shipments of toilet paper, hair gel, 1970’s era platform shoes, and gray leisure suits to the north.

2 Responses to “North Korea Unveils Massive Nuclear Arsenal During Annual Military Parade”

  1. Shanna Carson

    Mar 8th, 2013

    Many dictators try to maintain unity within their country by mobilizing public opinion against an ennemy, and they need to create that enemy when there is none… It distracts their people from the bad situation prevailing in their own country. North Korea is a perfect example of that.

  2. Bargis

    Sep 26th, 2017

    Hmmmmmmmmmm ya think?

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