Muslim Iman claims-“Women Who Don’t Wear Hajibs Are Asking To Be Raped”….Then He Gets Arrested For Chasing Hajib-less Woman with His Penis Out!

by on 11/03/13 at 7:11 pm

Haji claims he read somewhere that doing that was a great way to pick up women.

Haji Salam claims he read somewhere in a Pakistani girlie magazine that chasing a woman with your penis out was a great way to meet chicks.


Malmo, Denmark – (SatireWorld.com)

A 36-year-old Danish Iman is in a whole bunch of bad trouble because of a bizarre sex case, which will soon be dealt with in court in Malmö.

Haji Salam who is the headmaster of a madrassa in Malmo, is known in the Danish public for his distinctive, pro-Muslim attitudes. In 2007, he said in the TV program ‘I Talk to God’ that women not wearing headscarves are asking to be raped.

Now, Salam is accused of pulling his penis out and chasing a 23-year-old non-Muslim woman around in a park in Malmö back in August 2012, according to court records in Malmö.

The woman managed to get away, and she called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later hiding in the bushes with his pants down. During the interrogation he refused to plead guilty and believes that the accusation is based on racism because he has Pakistani roots.

Police evidence against the man is so strong that he will stand trial. Here he risks having to pay 10,000 kronor in compensation to the woman.

The woman told the police that she lives close to the park, and was out walking her puppy when the man walked towards her, and she began to feel uncomfortable.

She bent down to pick up her dog, when the man asked about her name. She just had time to respond before the man opened his pants and took his penis out, while she was still bent down so that his penis was half a meter from her head.

The woman got up and ran away, and when she looked over her shoulder, she saw that the man followed her, she told police. The man gave up his project, and disappeared into some bushes.

After Salam was released he found (by his own admission) religious vandalism on his car, which among other things was a Star of David scratched in the paint. He accuses the 23-year-old woman as the cause of the vandalism, and has made a counterclaim against her in 25,000 Swedish kronor.

Ed Note….We have a feeling that old Salam just might be a jackoff!



2 Responses to “Muslim Iman claims-“Women Who Don’t Wear Hajibs Are Asking To Be Raped”….Then He Gets Arrested For Chasing Hajib-less Woman with His Penis Out!”

  1. Bargis

    Mar 11th, 2013

    good one Skinny!

  2. Jalapenoman

    Mar 11th, 2013

    Investigators also in found vaginal secretions from a sheep on Iman’s penis and are now wondering if he might have been actually persuing the dog.

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