Ever Wonder Why Muslims Aren’t Happy?

by on 05/06/13 at 3:51 pm

Haji Abdullah sure looks unhappy in this photo taken at his 37th birthday party in Tehran.

Even after beating his wife twice in one day…crossing the street just to kick a stray dog, and then burning an American flag at an embassy riot, Haji Abdullah sure looks unhappy in this photo taken at his 37th birthday party in Tehran.

Unhappiness started early for Haji. At age four he was forc ed to partici[pater in the annual EAT-A-TURD FOR MOHAMMED celebration in rural Syria.

Unhappiness started early for Haji. At age four he was forced to participate in the annual EAT-A-TURD FOR MOHAMMED three-day celebration in rural Syria.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims, and the terrorists that some are so quick to embrace, don’t appear to be happy. Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in committing suicide even at relatively young ages.

Lets have a look at the evidence and see why this happens:
– No Christmas
– No television
– No nude women
– No football
– No pork chops
– No hot dogs
– No burgers
– No beer
– No bacon
– Rags for clothes
– Towels for hats
– Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
– More than one wife
– More than one mother in law
– You can’t shave
– Your wife can’t shave
– You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
– You cook over burning camel shit
– Your wife is picked by someone else for you
– and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
Well no shit, Sherlock!….It’s not like it could get much worse!

Then there are other muslims who don’t commit suicide but live their lives woefully unhappy. Here’s the proof!

They’re not happy in Gaza ..
They’re not happy in Egypt ..
They’re not happy in Libya ..
They’re not happy in Morocco ..
They’re not happy in Iran ..
They’re not happy in Iraq ..
They’re not happy in Yemen ..
They’re not happy in Afghanistan ..
They’re not happy in Pakistan ..
They’re not happy in Syria ..
They’re not happy in Lebanon ..

So, where do they find happiness and prosper?

They’re happy in Australia .
They’re happy in Canada ….
They’re happy in England …
They’re happy in France …..
They’re happy in Italy ..
They’re happy in Germany …..
They’re happy in Sweden ..
They’re happy in the USA …..
They’re happy in Norway ..
They’re happy in Holland ….
They’re happy in Denmark .

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is NOT Muslim and unhappy in every country that is! So, who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

They end up blaming the countries they’re happy in!
And then……… They want to change those countries to be like….The country they came from where they were unhappy!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering…
I mean, really…How damn dumb can you get?



6 Responses to “Ever Wonder Why Muslims Aren’t Happy?”

  1. hysped

    Feb 7th, 2014

    Well you have nailed it. Hell of a note they all-ways want to live here but they then want to make it as miserable as their country

  2. Paul Dupre

    Sep 19th, 2018

    Islam is EVIL. Evil does not produce happiness, it only brings misery, poverty and failure.

  3. Oleg’s Rabbi

    Sep 20th, 2018

    Joke:
    Q: Why do Jews hate laughter?
    A: Because it interferes with their suffering

  4. Jalapenoman

    Sep 21st, 2018

    They aren’t happy because most of the unsheared sheep have dingleberries (that just get in the way).

  5. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 21st, 2018

    One never hears anything about those who have mistaken a Ram for a Ewe?

    • Jalapenoman

      Sep 21st, 2018

      I’m sure that most of them would happily ram a ewe or ram a ram and I’d guess that they rarely ask “are ewe a ram?”

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