Argentina President survives brain operation, drops Falkland’s invasion plans for Shetland Isles Instead!
by captain america on 09/10/13 at 10:52 am
Presidential Palace, Argentina – (SatireWorld.com)
President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (CDDK), emerged invigorated and with a new focus after surviving a 2 hour brain operation to remove a ‘brain cramp’ according to Argentina officials.
During a routine physical, doctors in August had discovered an ‘anomaly’ in CDDK’s brain, later attributed to a FALL…about the same time Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with a similar affliction.
Spokespersons from both camps are vigorously denying reports leaked by Edward Snowden, that the women injured them selves from falling out of lust (with each other), and claimed the injuries were just a ‘coincidence’ and not the result of a ‘torrid, frenzied affair involving power hungry sluts,’ as described by Joe Biden in an off the cuff remark at a Washington watering hole frequented by all the now dead Kennedys.
Prior to her ‘accidental brain fart’ CDDK had raised the Falkland’s specter again, threatening to invade the island in order to gain valuable off shore oil rights, and deflect the country’s attention from inflation, corruption, ineptitude and failed socialism.(deja vu)
She also supported Spain’s campaign to disrupt British control of Gibraltar, and even volunteered to send a legion of troops made up of the men who surrendered to the vastly outnumbered Brits in England’s last Hurrah and a stirring victory for the Queen and PM Margaret Thatcher.
According to acting President Amado Bondou, currently the subject of an investigation over rampant corruption himself, the President told him she wants to drop her Falkland threats and now concentrate on taking over the Shetland Isles, either by force or by a referendum by island citizens.
According to Bondou CDDK now realizes the Shetlands “has better sheep, and a lot more oil, not to mention the lucrative fall Herring Run!”
Labour leader Red Ed Miliband says he can’t find fault with her reasoning, and said ‘we’ll consider taking it to the Poles (sic), most of them are hardworking and have a level head on their shoulders and will vote Labour…or else!”
More after Sally Bercow tweets the Parliament’s decision!