by Philbert of Macadamia on 29/10/13 at 2:09 pm
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com)
In a startling reversal of government policy the King of Saudi Arabia and the Kingdom’s Council of Ministers has legalized the driving of automobiles by women. Burkas are still required while driving. (Saudi Arabia was the only country in the world to still prohibit women divers.)
The new ruling came in the wake of protests by women throughout the Kingdom. First lady Michelle Obama had also communicated her thoughts on the matter to the protest leaders, via Twitter, as to how she gets the president to do what she wants.
First Lady Michelle Obama then announced, at a White House press conference, that all 15 million Saudi Arabian women are to emigrate from the country at the end of 2013. She had previously convinced the president, US North American Treaty Organization (NATO) and European Union (EU) allies as well as the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, France and a few Middle Eastern countries (including Iran) to each take in some of the women as legal immigrants.
The Saudi Arabian Ambassador to the US had initially protested to Secretary of State (SOS) John Kerry “what are 15 million Saudi Arabian men to do without women, as homosexuality is banned in the Kingdom?” SOS Kerry smiled and said “I feel your pain!”