NRA Supports New Gun Control Initiatives

by on 13/02/14 at 5:47 am

Democrat Leon Tubbs says....'From my cold hands." Tubbs works at the Mayfair Ice Cream Company as a scooper.

Democrat Leon Tubbs says….’From my cold hands.”
Tubbs works at the Mayfair Ice Cream Company as a scooper.

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)

Whenever you hear the left talk about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right researched the issue and have come up with Gun Control that makes common sense, especially after you examine the data on past gun related murders.

The more you look at past instances where people were shot, the more of a startling pattern emerges…Those on the left have a difficult time taking responsibility and end up mis-using firearms!

In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.

In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.

In 1984 James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

In 1986 Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990 James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991 George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria.

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999 Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

In 2003 Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung – Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.

In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.

In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school.

As recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.

Another Democrat recently strolled into a mall and started shooting.

One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not. Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns. No NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservatives were involved.

SIMPLE SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.



One Response to “NRA Supports New Gun Control Initiatives”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 13th, 2014

    The FDA has to ban Democrats as hazardous to US citizens health!

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