Even Wife’s Cell Phone Number Written On A Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The Word’s Happiest Muslim!’

by on 23/02/14 at 6:11 pm

'Happy' Ali Mohammed was tunned and surprised at the news, then quickly passed out cigars to his friends when he learned his 14 year old daughter was pregnant from 'using a dirty toilet seat.'

‘Happy’ Ali Mohammed was stunned and surprised at the news, then quickly passed out cigars to his friends when he learned his 14 year old daughter Fatima was pregnant from ‘using a dirty toilet seat’ while volunteering at the Tehran State Mental Hospital.

Ali's daughter Fatima,age 14 and an avid bowler. promised to marry Khan the grocer down the street in order to give her baby a father and her happy Dad a son-in-law.

Ali’s wife Salome,age 34 and a self-professed avid bowler, once married Khan the grocer down the street in order to to keep getting discounts on spring water and cheese. The marriage failed after he discovered her ‘shaking her burka’ for male patrons.

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com)

Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the World!' He's earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

Some say Happy Ali was simply born that way and is just plain proud about his happiness.

Old acquaintances have related stories about Ali when he was ten years old and attending the local Madrassah in Tehran. It seems a classmate pushed Ali’s face into a water fountain breaking off his front tooth. Bleeding profusely, he half-smiled and shook the kid's hand, thanking him for giving him one less tooth to brush.

Later, while serving as a mine layer in the Syrian Army, a fellow soldier horsing around accidentally bayoneted him in the eye. Ali just laughed it off promising the soldier a 'lunch on him' as they wheeled him into the base hospital for emergency eye surgery.

Even as an adult, Ali’s always good mood shone through even when a pair of ‘Israeli muggers’ hit him repeatedly with a cement block one night as he walked home. Though severely traumatized, Ali handed each a twenty Rial bill, then asked if his blood ruined their suits, and to show his concern about making them late for evening prayers called the ambulance himself…never pressing charges!

Today, Ali’s good mood is still prevalent, even after visiting a sleazy restroom at a local bowling alley in Tehran and finding his wife's cell phone number written in felt tip pen on the bathroom stall wall.

Was he angry? Not 'Happy' Ali Mohammed!

He even carefully wrote her work number below the inscription and added his teen aged daughter's cell number as well! For good measure, he even added Fatima, his 78 year old Mom's name and number to the wall. To top even that, he taped a Rial coin under the numbers in case the reader was out of change for the pay phone.

Yes,'Happy' Ali has been happy ever since birth. His doctor narrowed down the happy condition to a genetic split in his DNA strand, which makes it impossible for Ali Mohammed to feel anger.

Fully understanding his forgiving condition, the doctor sent Ali a bill for over three million Rials for a bogus diagnosis of advanced brain cancer forcing Ali and his family to sell everything they owned for medical care forcing them into bankruptcy!

Was 'Happy' Ali deterred? Not on your life! He summarized his feelings by shooting the doctor 127 times with his AK-47.

Now, today after spending an additional 1 million Rials for lawyer fees to beat the rap, 'Happy' Ali Mohammed is even happier, since he’s saved over 2 million dollars he was supposed to pay the doctor.

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