“Prankster” Obama’s Newest Polish Joke: Joe Biden!

by on 19/03/14 at 6:20 am

"OH SHIT-SKI! NOT HIM!" Warsaw resident Lech Glodinski watched as Joe Biden's motorcade passed by....Immediately Godinski knew Poland was screwed .

Warsaw resident Lech Glodinski watched as Joe Biden’s motorcade passed by….Immediately Godinski knew Poland was screwed .

Warsaw, Poland – (satireworld.com)

Doubling down on his characterization by Vladimir Putin as a “Prankster’, Barry Obama cemented his legacy by sending VP Joe Biden to Poland along with a bottle of viagra to prove the administration was showing ‘stiff resolve’ as Russia creeps closer to rebuilding the Soviet Union unopposed.

Obama’s choice to send Biden instead of Secretary of State John ‘Lurch’ Kerry, or shadow diplomat Dennis Rodman, indicated that his earlier promise to Ukrainians that ‘if you disarm your military you can keep your Democracy, Period’ was just another inside joke at Poland’s expense and NOT a ‘big F****g Deal’ in the administration’s scheme of things.

Instead, Obama called another news conference along with Kerry, Bill Gates, Bill DeBlasio and Debbie Wasserman Schultz to declare, “Global Warming is the biggest danger we face going forward!”

Kerry used that statement to back up his decision to scrap the Keystone Pipe Line, announce his support of the EPA as they banned all wood stoves during the coldest winter in memory, and issued a Fatwa closing all coal fired energy plants effective immediately since “spring is only a few days away and people will get through this with a little shared sacrifice!”

Wasserman Schultz said she supported the measures, pointing to her hair saying, “I’ve been doing my part, I haven’t used a hair dryer for at least 10 years and saved thousand of kilowatt hours…join me in being a ‘natural air head’ for conservation!”

Editor Bargis Tryhol of SW claimed that Schultz was giving ‘Blow Jobs’ a bad name!

As of press time this afternoon, there has been no comment from the Congressional Black Caucus concerning ‘White Russians taking over the Black Sea!”

The congressional medical clinic said most of the traffic today came from the Caucus seeking relief from alcohol poisoning after a closed happy hour for “Black Irish” held at Rasjad “Paddy” Mohammed’s rib joint hosted by former DC mayor Marion Berry including ‘party favors’ and guest speaker Greg Odom along with Mandela translator Thamsaga Jantjie.

Invited guest and Trayvon Martin fan club President Rachael Jeantel at one point turned to her host Jim Clyburn and whispered, ” you have any idea WTF he be talkin’ about…looks to me that N***a he be flashin’ gang signs!”

More after Biden’s comedy tour moves on to Latvia, Estonia and Liverpool.

6 Responses to ““Prankster” Obama’s Newest Polish Joke: Joe Biden!”

  1. Bargis

    Mar 19th, 2014

    Lol….Great one! Yup! Nothing like having an inexperienced community organizer in charge of things, then having him sending out a civilian-dressed clown like Biden to re-assure our allies!

    What could go wrong?

  2. captain america

    Mar 19th, 2014

    Great historical pix celebrating the fall of democracy as we knew it!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 19th, 2014

    Whacko environmentalists protesting against the building of the Keystone XL Pipeline demand that President Obama force the Canadians to transmit the oil wirelessly to refineries in the USA!

  4. captain america

    Mar 20th, 2014

    …and while we’re at it, let’s cut off the water supply to the valley that supplies the country’s tomatoes, lettuce and other produce…in order to possibly save an endangered SMELT!

    too bad there’s not enough Preparation H to sooth all of California’s

    • Philbert of Macadamia

      Mar 21st, 2014

      Amazing isn’t it that the US Senate doesn’t take up US House passed CA water bills. Also the Whaco environmentalists in CA keep blocking new water projects, but support a save the fish policy that puts farmers on bread lines!

  5. captain america

    Mar 22nd, 2014

    ….that high speed train from Mexico to Vegas will solve all those problems and by pass those pesky border patrol agents!

    …and don’t forget that $30 an hour minimum wage..they can all afford to buy bottled water from Kenya…

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