Putin’s New Ravenous Appitite inspired by Michelle’s “LETS MOVE!”

by on 24/03/14 at 4:31 pm

 Obama searching for answers to counter Putin's appetite to consume all of Europe like 'falling into a black hole'!


Obama searching for answers to counter Putin’s appetite to
consume all of Europe like ‘falling into a black hole’!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)

Vladimir Putin claims that his recent appetite for consuming his neighbors was inspired by Michelle Obama’s “LETS MOVE” action committee abetted by Barry’s penchant for ‘leading from his behind!”

During a recent ‘sit down’ with his military commanders , KGB ‘under the covers’ agent Anna Chapman, and the Kremlin’s head sous chef, the group came up with the latest menu to soothe the power hungry despots appetite for conspicuous consumption:

Appetizer: Crimea

Salad Course: Ukraine

Main Course: Poland

Sherbet Course: Moldavia

Dessert Course: Brighton Beach, USA

Cheese Course: Latvia, Estonia, Scotland, Isle of Wight

No word yet on whether former NYC mayor Mikey Doomsberg will use his UN Status
to ban the menu as being ‘bad for the world’s cholesterol and leading to Russian obesity thereby threatening Obamacare profitability.

There’s no doubt now, “yes Valerie, a Russian bear does s****all over Obama’s Red Lines!



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