by Optic Nerve on 28/04/16 at 7:59 pm
Diablo, CA – (satireworld.com)
Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
It turns out that the Democratic Satanic Temple people agree with Boehner’s sentiments….but they said there’s no way Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan.
When asked by the Friendly Atheist, Democrat’s Satanic Temple spokeswoman Lorri Brewster bashed Cruz.
“Cruz’s failures of reason, compassion, decency, and humanity are products of his Christian pandering, if not an actual Christian faith,” Brewster responded. “It grows tedious when pedophile priests and loathsome politicians are conveniently dismissed as Satanic, even as they spew biblical verse and prostrate themselves before the cross, recruiting the Christian faithful. Democratic Satanists will have nothing to do with any of them.”
The Democratic Satanic Temple is comprised of non-theistic liberal activists who eschew religion and adhere to a set of humanistic tenets that promote untried social experiments and mostly cockeyed public policy like shared public bathrooms, homosexuality, and fully open borders.
Earlier this week, their Detroit chapter scuttled anti-abortion protests by performing street theater in macabre baby masks, wearing BDSM gear and denouncing “fetal idolatry.”