UN Warns Of Upcoming Catastrophe As 40,000 Face Axe

by on 03/09/17 at 9:52 am

Koolock Isnack, a UN employee and head of international relief for alien invasions, packed up his belongings and headed to JFK to catch the next flight  back to Romnia

Koolock Isnack, a UN employee and head of international relief for alien invasions, packed up his belongings and headed to JFK to catch the next flight back to Romania

NYC, New York – (SatireWorld.com)

There were scenes of devastation outside the United Nations Plaza today amid a protest by forty thousand of the UN’s 44,000 payroll staff who have suddenly been given the sack.

In scenes reminiscent of Turd World disasters SatireWorld reporters described seeing ‘heaving masses’ of huddled ex-UN employees by the side of the normally busy traffic-filled road.

“Some were weeping hysterically in hastily assembled makeshit tents and shelters,” eyewitness Dr Lazarus B Voyeur commented by text message, “others just busy phoning their lawyers. Or lovers. OR dealers. Or both.”

By lunchtime the protest camp had swollen beyond all recognition following the well-publicised 8 AM mass boot-out of the international talking shop’s finest.

And all because the UN ‘has gone bankrupt’ after decades of ‘credit card abuse’.

“This humanitarian disaster is deteriorating rapidly,” the former head of UN Climatology’s Project Fear Panel confided, “thousands are at risk of grave violations of their human frights.”

A Red Double Cross outreach team lawsuit may have triggered today’s unpresidented UN move.



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